oh my god i can'wf navigate worth a single darn like this

i got lost backin the 1897 bills oh aye donald should take thoseg ou for some fresh ar

DONALDS no wait  should call out to him

...

Do any of you happen to know the backstory behind [Birkin rolls up his sleeve showing off his shiny red arm with a rather lovely eye design tattooed onto it] this?

Because I swear to god, if any of you were behind this in any way, shape, or form, kiss your family and friends goodbye and write up a will because I'm KILLING YOU.

[This, boys and girls, is a puffy little dog-like thing called an Eevee. Which was formerly a genius scientist, but let's ignore that bit ( Read more... )

Ugh..yesterday I couldn't even type...

Does anyone know any good hangover remedies?

[ Uh oh, someone's been infected by their first virus. Yuri's grinning widely into the screen and pressing his fingers against it, swaying just a little bit in the frame. He's in a bustling city, and the sky is dark behind him. ]

Oh thisss.. thisss thingy .. [ giggle. ] It juss turn'd on alluva sudden ..

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im' thnakful to have my body bakc. Just in time for Thnaksgivinng.

[ooc: drunk virus today. :( i should stop giving him viruses that make him type like a retard...]

You hear a girl giggling. She sounds really really amused, even if there's nothing specially funny to laugh at.

But she is still giggling.

Because, oh yes, she found a piano.

And now she started to sing. LOUD. It's not exactly a song for children.

[There's a shuffling noise, and the tinkle of crystals, as a microphone is lifted and turned on. Harsh breathing, like someone very much out of breath but still planning on finishing the marathon, can be heard. Beeping computers and a robot humming in the background. If you have very good hearing, you could make out the howl of the wind and the ( Read more... )

W-what happened? The last thing I remember was going to bed on Thursday evening and then the rest is a blank. Did I do something stupid yesterday? ...if so, I'm sorry.

If I've talked to you in the last twenty-four hours, IGNORE EVERYTHING I SAID.

THIS MEANS YOU, AKATSUKI. SHUT UP.

Just...just pretend it never happened, or you'll get a bullet in the face, I promise you.

((He has NO MEMORY of what he did yesterday on the drunk virus. Actually he only actually talked to Blair, but he knows when he's drunk he ( Read more... )